Bassturd's Wurd

The Move Has Been Official

2010-05-11T20:57:00.000-07:00

for about a month now?

It's
all
about
the Waste

What a Waste!

2010-03-17T17:45:00.000-07:00

Take heed of my new project, you hipsters and swindlers - wasteofbass.net will drop sometime next week (.. or the week after). The blueprint, as of now, entails promoting a line of the fresh reworks and genius that you've all been a witness to here on edwardisnotbassturd, doped-out monthly mixes, an entire configuration of Bassturd originals (along with the indoctrination of a few friends), and of course, the same treatment of Electrc wobble funk goodness that you just can't live without.

Consider this a fair warning.

Until then, enjoy a preview of my latest Wurk:

Wurk! - Bassturd [spoiler?]

The officialness will drop tangentially with the new site in a prolonged EP (evidently named - "A Turd @ Wurk"). Hope to see you soon ;]

p.s. I'm looking for some new talent to re-edit some tracks (and no, you are not getting paid). Consider it a favor to an up-and-coming behemoth. If you're interested e-mail me:

bassturd@inbox.com

Trim the Riff

2010-02-20T15:54:00.000-08:00

I've been getting that revamped riff feel from some pretty mean tracks lately. As Dada Life digivolves their ripped synthlines into Black vocals, I meander into the cascading line of ludicrously brisk sounds that the artists of today's post have to offer.

Seriously, somebody teach me how to read music and play a Yamaha:

Symphonies (Dada Life Remix) - Dan Black feat. Kid Cudi (B)

No Superstar (Calvertron Remix) - Remady

Skank Out (Super Sanity Remix) - Micky Slim & Stupid Fresh ft. Virus Syndicate [thank you crunkkidz!]

Camera (SebastiAn Remix) - Editors (B)

Double the treat, I got a brand new remix from Peo De Pitte!:

Breathe (Peo De Pitte Remix) - Telepopmusik (B)

Guys and Jill's, my Numark NS7 should be here in a few months. Prepare for the mix galore! Enjoy the zippy hacks 'til then ;]

Originals Go Harder

2010-02-15T22:01:00.000-08:00

Can we, being the appreciative society we are, speculate that all sequels are shit compared to the first? I mean, I couldn't name a guy off the top of my head that isn't a fan of a fresh re-work here and there; but on the contrary, who really goes around looking for Original Mixes like that?

You're right me neither. So I've decided to showcase some of my favorite recent originals.

Oh, btw, that's Tony Senghore in the pic above:

If You Came Here (Original Mix) - Tony Senghore (B)

Superman (Original Mix) - Lee Mortimer & Foamo

Bootdance Salmonleg (Original Mix) - Nick Supply

Dance Me (Original Mix) - Riva Starr (B)

Hoo Haa (Original Mix) - Mightyfools

'member 'bout those fresh re-works I was talking about?:

King Of Africa (Last Japan Remix) - Douster (B) [TUNE!]

Foolishly Fresh

2010-02-11T18:49:00.000-08:00

Got a Fresh new remix for ya'll and Rockin' beat. Go on and get retawwdid!

Rock your Stupid:

Hit The Club (Stupid Fresh Glitchy Fidget Remix) - Micky Slim

Babylon - Congorock (B)

It's from last summer, and still just as Stupid:

Spend My Money (Stupid Fresh Remix) - Bass Kleph (B)

KKΚ

2010-02-10T21:27:00.000-08:00

No don't worry blacks, you can keep your dignity; this post has no functional racist tone (... ok maybe a tiny bit). I'm proud to introduce most of you to three ponderous jocks: Sticky, Mini, & Royal K! Let's just dive right into it, shall we!?

STICKY K

This California native does a remarkable job drowning his unique, fidgety, fast treaded sounds over every one of his distinctive remixes and edits. I can really dig the solid kick drums and malodorous basslines, along with the fact that every one of his remixes is tweaked and individual to the style . The Mad Decent affiliate might have some seriously tenacious tricks for the upcoming year; let's all wait and see if he sends Bassturd some exclusives ;] Don't forget to check out his new California EP!

sticKy icKy icKy:

El Tigeraso (Sticky K Remix) - Maluca [beautifully paced track!]

Do Your Head In (Sticky K Remix) - Malente & Jay Robinson

Put Your Hands On Me (Sticky K Remix) - Crookers feat. Kardinal Offishall & Carla-Marie

Royal T (Sticky K Remix) - Crookers

MINI K

And for this South African teenager, the bangers will start off with a seemingly innocent bassline and deceiving vocals. Give it a minute or two and.. BOOM! crazy wobble funky minimal goodness for all orgasm over. Did I mention this cutie is just 19?

*Dr. Evil voice* Mini Me K, you complete me:

All The Things You Do (Mini K Remix) - Royal K feat. Miss Can D (B) [TUNE!!!!!]

Doin It Right (Mini K Remix) - Cold Blank

Nuttahz (Mini K Remix) - Matt B

ROYAL K

And last but CERTAINLY not least, we have Mr. Royal. Being that he's my favorite out of today's three focuses, I'm positive you will all bust balls for his Afro/Stupid/HiJack-like, fidgety nourishment. Sadly, there isn't a huge bio on this handsome feller; the most I can tell ya is that he is also South African and on the same label as Mini.

Chakalaka (Royal K's Circus Bootleg) - Wippenberg

Nuttahz (Royal K's Gets Nutty Remix) - Matt B (B)

Ghosts N Stuff (Royal K's Here Comes Johnny Remix) - Deadmau5 [previously posted.. by far his best track]

Sorry, if some of these track a little outdated (by a few months or so). These three really haven't come out with anything intense for the new year, but you know I'll keep you posted! :]

saTURDay (IV) - ¡Bässturd!

2010-02-06T19:33:00.000-08:00

To celebrate a fabulous weekend accompanied by the overly prolonged new re-work of Bassturd's Wurd (LIKE DA NEW BANNER!?), I figured I'd shower you with the finest tunes of the month (outside of the one's I've already posted). Being that this upcoming week won't be an eventful one for this blog, Bassturd has need to put in serious wurk. Yes, these tunes have all undoubtedly received the royal seal of approval - i.e. Every beat below is absolute stupido fuego.

Urbanize yourself:

Pick Up The Phone (Arithmatix! Remix) - Dragonette

Kids (Alison Wonderland Remix) - Sherlock's Daughter [what a dope ass name!]

Ambling Alp (Alan Wilkis Remix) - Yeasayer

Friend of Mine (Filthstift Remix) - Lily Allen

Black Cats (Shazam Remix) - Bertie Blackman

Caesar (Diplo Remix) - I Blame Coco feat. Robyn [love the new 150 bpm'd Dubby]

Jeffer (BeatauCue Vocal Mix) - Boyz Noize

Then get stupid:

The Button (A.D.S.R. Remix) - Thomas Gold

Los Angeles (Lee Mortimer Remix) - Cold Bank

Zipper (LA Riots Remix) - Sound Of Stereo

G Get Up and Dance (Barletta Vegan Mix) - Faber Drive

Nuff Reggae (Original Mix) - Wonk Kitch N Sync

Minds... Off (Dirty Disco Youth Remix) - DDY [leave it the Youth to remix their own damned song]

and the OMEGA track:

Funk Dat 2010 - Oh Snap!! [cheers to some RIDICULOUS lyrics. thank you disturbedbeats!]

Have a great day =]

Silly Heartless

2010-02-05T21:05:00.000-08:00

I think quickyshare went down or had a super malfunction?

None of the links are working, and that includes my Sanctuary Remix. Luckily, I'm not too lazy, and I've reuploaded it onto 4shared! ;]

Pity though, quickyshare was pretty decent.

Sanctuary (Bassturd's Heartless Remix) - Utada Hikaru [again!]

Double Dip House

2010-02-04T19:55:00.000-08:00

AFROJACK

Got some new Dirty/Dutch House BANGERS within the last week. ~~Hopefully,~~ you will enjoy.

Remember to clean up after yourself:

What? (Kaks Original Bootleg) - Afrojack

Drop Low (Orginal Mix) - Alvaro

Freeriders (Dub Mix) - DJ Chuckie & Afrojack feat. Shermanology (B)

Headbanger (Original Mix) - Oliver Twizt

You know you can't have a subgenre without the proper Fidget:

Baby Girl (Geoff K Remix) - Kitch N Sync feat. Joy (B)

The Cannock Wobble (Robb G Remix) - Will Bailey (B)

Hey laddies and lasses, see those nice 5 stars under this post? You can now rate Bassturd's posts! So I'll correct myself and instruct you properly: comment/favourite/follow/ & RATE ;] It'll only take a click.

A Lil' Crunk in Yo Trunk!

2010-02-02T19:45:00.000-08:00

In my distinguished ritual of searching for the ultimate banger over the weekend, it seems as though I stumbled upon some new chums! If you haven't at least been to their site to find the dopest beats of the day, lemme be the first one to properly inform you that:

you're fuckin' up.

These bass-embedded young men go by as the Crunk Kidz, and they've granted me the honor of promoting a few of their extremely commendable remixes on my ostensibly prestigious blog. Frankly, that's exactly what I'ma do.

wobble wobble WOBBLE:

ZZT - Lower State Of Consciousness (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

Designer Drugs - Riot (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

NBTD - Purple Cactus (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

and their newest, finely tuned, dubbed out remix!:

Hoo Haa (Crunk Kidz Remix) - Mightyfools (B) [right click to download]

Welcome to Bassturd's Wurd, Kidz. Hopefully, I helped you guys out a bit :D

Holla Fo' a Dolla

2010-01-31T10:35:00.000-08:00

His tracks emulate the coldest of cool.
His chill basslines and emotionless lyrics are a surefire smash for any club.
This Deutschland native of the dope has been flirted with on a couple of posts. It's time for a proper intro.

Step your game up America, Germany is shitting on you:

You Got It! (Original Mix) - Oliver $ (B)

Gypsy Carnival - Olvier $

Keep It Real (Oliver $ Remix) - HiJack (B) [yeah, this track isn't supposed to come out for another 2 months.. oops]

And just cause I love The Subs, I'll gih ya my personal Mitsubitchi EP:

Mitsubitchi - The Subs (B)

Mitsubitchi (Bobermann Remix) - The Subs (B) [leave it to el3ctronight to get this badboy]

Mitsubitchi (Corpus de Textes Daft Remix) - The Subs

Mitsubitchi (Tea Time Remix) - The Subs

U iz welcuhm ;] Do me the favor and comment in return.

BASSTURD used SPIT UP!

2010-01-25T21:14:00.000-08:00

I've been Stockpiling songs for the last 2 weeks (hence the Generation IV Pokemon reference) in pursuit to find specific songs for whatever posts and subsequently keep you all entertained and satisfied..

aaaand it seems that I Stockpiled for a turn too many. My HP is low, and Venusaur just started gathering some sunlight! Lemme blow you away with these diabolical tunes before I get whited out. Oh, and don't just download the tracks that have recieved the eternally-famous Bassturd Seal of Approval (B).. cause then I'd have to scold you.

Nobody wants that:

How Low (DMNDAYS Remix) - Ludacris [thank you crunkkidz! right click to download]

Happy Hands & Happy Feet (Slavisha Zvonar Remix) - Dada Life (B)

Purple Cactus (Dem Slackers Remix) - Nobody Beats The Drum

Do You Wanna Have a Party - Rusko [thank you nicenoiz!]

Morning After - Paco De Moor (B) [Gotta love the new French sound!]

Drop (Ridalio 2010 Bootleg) - Timbaland & Magoo ft. Fatman Scoop [right click to download]

Maps (Elite Force Re-Fix) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

French Jeans (Dada Life Remix) - MVSEVM (B)

I Said (Original Mix) - Deadmau5 & Chris Lake [finally, a halfway decent Deadmau5 track since Moar Ghosts N Stuff!]

My Sound (Nick Supply Remix) - Destroy Disco & Top Piper

Remedy - Crookers feat. Miike Snow (B) [TUNE! thank you el3ctronight]

Ghettoblaster (Original Mix) - Afrojack & Bobby Burns (B) [BIGGER TUNE!]

Dance Me feat. Trim (Oliver $ Remix) - Riva Starr (B) [BIGGEST TUNE!]

A lot of big names being thrown out into this post. Be sure to hear more details soon! Now I'm all caught up with my promotional business. Back to working on my new remix ;]

Dada Life Go 2010! January Mix

2010-01-23T09:50:00.000-08:00

So I'll skip the introduction to the Dada, and you can go slap this puppy into your library

A.S.A.P.:

January 2010 Mix - Dada Life

Can I Get Some A1 With That Treble?

2010-01-21T21:36:00.000-08:00

A1 BASSLINE

This fine Bassline supremacy (originally named "I Will Shank You For a Penny"... yeah thanks for the name change bud) has recently caused an uproar in my extant library of complete club bangers. He's been flirted with on Bassturd's Wurd in the past, but I really figured he deserved a special spot on this glorious night. He utilizes the UFO'd synth (WHICH I FRIGGIN LUV) and quirky snares to spice up the Bassline House that he has so seemingly perfected. Along with some usually cut-rug vocals and a meaaaaan kick, he puts an overpowering influence on the dance floor... which is all that really matters. Cheers to A1, for changing that god-awful name and supplying me with potential baby-making music for the immediate future.

Yeah, it's that important:

Hooligans (A1 Bassline Remix) - Don Diablo & Example

New In Town (A1 Bassline Attack Remix) - Little Boots

Lay Me Down (A1 Bassline Remix) - Sissy Nobby [thank you mooreya!]

Superfly (A1 Bassline Remix) - Fugative (B) [WHAT A TUNE!]

Don't worry, there's more Bass to come. I explained to you that I've been up to my ears in the Jitterbug and streesed from trying to find a heart? Yay for Wizard of Oz references and my eventual return to a steady posting! I smell a saTURDay coming up, so to my 25+ fans, prepare to share. Do not forget to comment/favourite/follow!

How Could You Be Heartless?

2010-01-17T21:05:00.000-08:00

That's a good question.

How did I manage to finish off this imperial remix of that master theme song to the GREATEST RPG OF ALL TIME?

It took some patience. Ladies & Gentz, I haven't posted anything for the last week for this reason and this reason only. I completed my massive 320 kbps dubstep re-edit to "Sanctuary" by Utada Hikaru packed with vocal snippets, a ridiculous bassline, and enough kick to send Ansem running for cover.

Trust me, I put all my heart & soul into this one:

Sanctuary (Bassturd's Heartless Remix) - Utada Hikaru (B)

Warning - I did upload this to a site (thanks to nicenoiz) so I can actually monitor how many downloads this gets... so spread the word and enjoy! Feedback is always appreciated ;]

Love,
Bassturd

Elecman Raves

2010-01-10T18:41:00.000-08:00

Got some high quality shit for you this evening. Less talky, more

Bass...y?

Here I drop:

It's A Smash (Spencer & Hill Mix) - Dave Darell feat. Spencer & Hill

It's A Smash (Dave Darell Mix) - Spencer & Hill feat. Dave Darell [yes, there are two different tracks; which mix do you like more?]

Tribute To Voodoo Ray (Dabruck & Klein Remix) - DJ Dan (B) [Look out fellow negroes and clan members, we might see a possible D & K comeback]

Ghosts N Stuff (Royal K's Here Comes Johnny Remix) - Deadmau5 (B) [thank you nicenoiz!]

So then there's this cool story about how my friend introduced me to this DJ on... yeah you don't care. Take some Dirty House to the store with you:

Took The Night (Alvaro Remix) - Chelley

Hornbo (Sticky K Remix) - Mat Cant & Scattermish (B)

She Got it (Club Mix) - Vandalism and Angger Dimas

Riverside (Peo De Pitte Rerub) - Sidney Samson (B) [You knew I'd get on it eventually.]

And now you're getting so so sleepy:

So Far Away (Original Mix) - Kaskade & Seamus Haji feat. Haley (B) [THANK YOU KASKADE!]

Who Cares (Original Mix) - Adam K & Soha

POP! Goes the Bassssss

2010-01-06T19:58:00.000-08:00

Yes, rehearsals for Bishop Ahr High School's prestigious adaptation of the Wizard of Oz have done a number on my collective ass and possible manhood (i.e. ALLLLL THE DAMN'D SKIPPING). By miraculous conformity, it appears as though I still have time for the beats.

I proudly acquaint the Bassturd-jocking-community to Bass Weazal - the dexterously effulgent duo. Word on the street is Will Bailey just got bored one day and just nonchalantly decided to create one of the most epic twosomes to arise from the UK (settling at #10 on my constantly evolving list of best groups). Sorry, they haven't really updated for the new year :/ I know you'll be so deprived to hear tracks from within the last 4 months.

A penny for a spool of thread, a penny for a needle - that's the way the money goes,

BOOM! goes the treble:

Kids (Bass Weazal & Mikey Hook's Cut 'N' Pasted Remix) - MGMT (B) [WHOA!]

One More Time (Bass Weazal Remix) - Daft Punk (B)

Mr. Brightside (Bass Weazal vs Mikey Hook Remix) - The Killers (B) [128 kbps]

In My Arms (Bass Weazal's Carnival Remix) - Mylo

Jungle Massive - Bass Weazal

Jimmy's got the whooping cough and Timmy's got the measles, that's the way the story goes,

PLOP! goes the Mashups:

3 Baila (Van Scott Bootleg) - Britney Spears vs. Chatelain (B)

Walkin' On A Dream With My Nike's On (d-BOT Mashup) - Empire Of The Sun vs. Ron Carroll vs. SonicC

Where's Your Head Roll (Laidback Luke Mashup) - Yeah Yeah Yeah's A-Trak vs. Basement Jaxx & Fake Blood [thank you FreshBeat!]

I don't know if you guys just don't read the blurbs before the posts, or you have the attention span of goldfish (hi ranger), but I did ask for some

COMMENTS. Let me know what you think!

Keep It Movin'

2010-01-03T19:31:00.000-08:00

As Baby New Year rears it's fat ass head, we find ourselves at the peak of 2010. Grrrreat. Another year of economical turmoil, war, distorted political philosophies, and famine.

Big things comin' (as if you couldn't already smell) for Bassturd! I can't wait to release the new remixes, and hopefully some EP's? eh. I will, however, humbly ask that I start to embrace some kinda feedback outside of the occasional, "Oh, I love your website!" or "Yeah, you're music is really good"; not that I don't take the compliments to heart, it's just in order to evolve the blog into a more elaborate masterpiece of a musically promotional website, I need to at least see the slightest sign of a critical audience. So to keep it bluntly and sweet -

for the love of God, COMMENT or follow/subscribe/favorite..

Meanwhile I'll try to keep you updated on the freshest shit since sliced bread:

Yes and Dance (Weirdo Police Refix) - 500 Silver Columns

She-Wolf (Calvin Harris Remix) - Shakira (B) [oldie!]

WTF (Deekline & Tim Healey Remix) - Tittsworth feat Kid Sister & Pase Rock (B)

When Mr Hyde Killed Dr Jekyll (Original Mix) - The Phantom's Revenge

One (MMMatthias Remix) - Yeasayer (B)

New DnB Remix to Flashback!:

Flashback (Goldie Remix) - Calvin Harris (B)

Again, positive/negative feedback is always appreciated. As a DJ it's my civic duty to please the crowd.

Top 7 Groups of MMIX (Day 2)

2009-12-29T22:34:00.000-08:00

OK, so maybe I won't need a detailed description of why I thought these Negroes were the bee's knee caps. I shouldn't have to expound on my decisions for my elite list of conglomerate he-men.

Don't question my authority.

#7 CROOKERS

Dopness Credentials:

Animal (Crookers Remix) - Miike Snow

Sbombers - Crookers & Congorock

We Love Animals - Crookers ft Soulwax & Mixhell [previously posted]

#6 MAJOR LAZER

Dopeness Credential (s):

Uh, how 'bout the entire fucking album

#5 STUPID FRESH

Dopeness Credentials:

Stretch the Canvas - Stupid Fresh

Movin It Over Here (Stupid Fresh Remix) - Foamo

Do The Dog - Stupid Fresh [previously posted] <----Sadly, this was released after their break up :[

#4 DEM SLACKERS

Dopeness Credentials:

Judas (Dem Slackers Remix) - Mom & Dad

Amsterdam feat. Guerilla Speakerz (Dem Slackers Remix) - Mightyfools [previously posted]

Flashback (Dem Slackers Remix) - Calvin Harris [can it get better?]

#3 ZEDS DEAD

Dopeness Credentials:

Dark Side Dub - Zeds Dead

Of A Lifetime (Zeds Dead Remix) - Journey

Pyramid Song (Zeds Dead Illuminati Remix) - Radiohead

Peanut Club (Zeds Dead Remix) - Noob & Brodinski [oh hey, direct link]

Eyes On Fire (Zeds Dead Remix) - Blue Foundation [previously posted... but GODZAMN WHAT A TUNE!]

#2 SPENCER & HILL

Dopeness Credentials:

So Dance (Club Mix) - Spencer & Hill [DAAAYUHM!]

Funk Parliament (Original Mix) - Spencer & Hill

The Girl & the Robot (Spencer & Hill Remix) - Royksopp feat. Robyn

I Got So Much Love to Give (Spencer & Hill Remix) - DJ Tom & Bump N Grind

Cool (Original Mix) - Spencer & Hill

Most Wanted (Original Mix) - Spencer & Hill

Fingertips (Original Mix) - Spencer & Hill

#1 DADA LIFE

As Many Dopeness Credentials As One Can Fit On One Page (of blogger):

Happy Hands & Happy Feet (Original Mix) - Dada Life

Handguns (Dada Life Remix) - Alex Gopher

Let's Get Bleeped Tonight (Original Mix) - Dada Life

Under the Water (Dada Life Remix) - Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike

Dansa med vapen (Dada Life Remix) - Maskinen [previously posted]

Hot Chocolate (Dada Life Remix) - Super Viral Brothers

Smile You're On Dada - Dada Life [wow.]

Oh, not to mention the countless Guerilla Farts and Mixes.

The Dadaism embedded in your tracks and your art is grotesque and vile, and your videos are as twisted as any Tarantino film.

Personally, I friggin' love you. Dada, you will forever remain a Bassturd favourite.

Top 7 Artists of MMIX

2009-12-28T23:58:00.000-08:00

And so as this binding, semi-depressing, writhing, sanguine year comes to its cessation, the Electrc industry continues to volley the simple existence of mainstream and its evils. Producer after artist after DJ rise above the economical state of depression and bring the people what they so desperately need - more harmonious bullshit that'll probably leave us all deaf in 30 years time. Today I'll do you the lawful favor of recapping the year with the top artists and their stupidly fresh sounds (warning: this is a huge ass post. Apologies for the detailed descriptions are thrown in advance).

#7 HARVARD BASS

I'll start the list off with an artist you all should be well accustomed with (if you're not, just go and off yourself). Yes, I understand that his incredibly dope basslines might fool you, but he's a cutie on the inside. Sound Pellegrino really outdid themselves by signing this underrated force. I mean who else could take vocal after sample and murk them with the type of kickdrum to make the least of dancers rise and dry-hump the following whore on the dance floor? Well, obviously a couple of other artists cause he only made it to #7 on my prestigious list.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

The Whole Sh'bang (Harvard Bass Remix) - Mom & Dad

Boriqua (Harvard Bass Remix) - Nouveau Yorican

Set Me Free (Harvard Bass Remix) - Drop The Lime [previously posted]

#6 CASPA

I mean besides the fact that he practically - and solely (yeah fuck Rusko) - brought the Dubstep world to it's eminently broadcasted life, he might just be responsible for Bassturd's infatuation with the slow paced buildups and numbing basslines that force the twitch out of every corner of one's domepiece and collective body. Sadly, he hasn't stepped out of his Dub-influenced zone - keeping him a little lower on the list than expected. All in all he is that acclaimed nig.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

I Remember (Caspa Remix) - Deadmau5 & Kaskade [quite possibly the best remix of the year]

Right Hand Hi (Caspa Remix) - Kid Sister [previously posted]

Hard (Caspa & The Others 'The Dub Police Takeover Remix) - Breakage ft. Newham Generals & David Rodigan

#5 HIJACK

I'm gonna safely conclude that the genesis and soul of the dopeness in his all of his tracks is elicited by the warped and folded claps he uses in his remixes. Like who the hell thinks of that? How does someone figure that a layered clap could add so much impact on a track? Tis genius. HiJack had a hefty ass year, and his peak has yet to be even remotely distinguished. Sadly enough, without the ingenious propositions, he really wouldn't have much to work around. Ah well. He gets me off my ass (no homo) every time his beats drop.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

One Time We Lived (Hijack's One Time Remix) - Moby

Wardance (Hijack Remix) - Foamo

Get Up, Yeah! (HiJack Remix) - House of Stank [previously posted]

#4 DOORLY

OK, he's not the best looking of males, but did you hear his remix to Tinny's foreign language bomb!? Gewd gawd, help the next person that hears that in a club. He moves from "The Omega Step" to Electro feedbacks that just shatter any industrialized, musical barrier. I mean at the release of Trick O Treat On Electrc Street, I hadn't fully grasped the magnitude of his stuff. Luckily, for you, I did my Australian producer/kingpin/ sex god research, and I became a bigger fan. If only he was halfway attractive :/

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

Not Alone (Doorly Remix) - Calvin Harris [inducted into Halloween Mixtape:Trick O Treat On Electrc Street]

London Town (Doorly's Cockney Wideboy Remix) - Man Like Me [previously posted]

Zingolo (Doorly Remix) - Tinny [wtf did she say?]

#3 AFROJACK

I will never understand how such acumen can be introduced to such primitive styles of music and bass. The he-man has collabed Tribal, Electro, House, Fidget, Bassline authorities into his tracks like a Mexican Crock Pot. He throws down some of the biggest kick drops ever blessed to the human ear, and he still has time to do tours and work with the greatest artists that the mainstream flow has to offer (i.e. David Guetta, Pitbull, etc.). Damn, but you all know how I "love" the mainstream. This is why you are but numba tree, Afrojack. It's fine, did I mention he's Dutch?

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

Cool (Afrojack Remix) - Spencer & Hill [previously posted]

Better Run (Afrojack Remix) - Tocadisco & Nadia Ali

Toyfriend (ft Wynter Gordon) - David Guetta & Afrojack

Let's Make Nasty (Afrojack Remix) - Larry Tee Feat. Roxy Cottontail

Daft Sound (Original Bootleg) - Afrojack ["I just wanna sound like Daft Punk"]

#2 L-VIS 1990

Need I mention how nicely 2009 has treated this young melodious brute? I mean, yes, I've dedicated many a post to the accession of his extant fame, and I still haven't embodied just how dope this fool is. The British 19-year old Behemoth stormed the greatest labels the UK has to offer (specifically Mad Decent & Sound Pellegrino) with no hesitation or delay - except for the kinds he uses in his tracks lololololol. He's passionately produced EP's and countless re-edits just dedicated to make you and your neighbors move. One can't help to bob at his alluring noises, resonances, and vocal quirks. He just might be too massive for his own good.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

United Groove - L-Vis 1990

IC19 (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Buraka Som Sistema [previously posted]

Sha! Shtil! (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Gucci Vump

Hey! (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Laidback Luke & Diplo [previously posted]

Zahonda - L-Vis 1990

#1 DIPLO

Doth thou need further explanation?

Numerous Proofs of Absolute, Unquestionable Two-Thousand and Nine Freshness:

Hey! (Original Mix) - Laidback Luke & Diplo

Angels (Diplo Remix) - Dirty Money

Murderer (Diplo & Jayou Remix) - The Partysquad

Keep It Goin' Louder (Diplo Remix) - Major Lazer

Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix) - Tom Stephan [GODZAMN WHAT A TUNE!!!!]

Get Up (Diplo Remix) - Bingo Players

Mad Decent Records <----- his record company.

"But Edward Bassturd, what makes you so certain that your list is based on statistical authenticity and not just absurd opinion? Like who the hell do you think you are making a list?"

Yup, coolstorybro.

p.s. If you've read this far, you are a fan, and I will have your kids. Thank you :D

Humbug Mah Arse.

2009-12-25T20:47:00.000-08:00

Bassturd says Happy Christmas ya'll!

Jew, Gentile, Muslim, Atheist, Neo-paganist, Satanist, it doesn't really matter. These elephantine tracks will sure to keep your holiday season on a positive note. Well, so what if the recession (2nd Depression) is fucking us? Everything available on my amiable blog is set at the overwhelming price of $0 (although it is encouraged that one will show support to his/her favourite artist or producer)!!!!!! It's the season of giving, and holly gee shit wit, I'ma give my ass off.

Tis OK, Santa approves:

Better Run (Afrojack Remix) - Tocadisco & Nadia Ali (B) [WHAT A TUNE!]

Miss Pacman (Oliver $ Remix) - RQM

London Town (Foamo Remix) - Man Like Me

Get Up, Yeah! (HiJack Remix) - House of Stank (B)

Blame It On The Girls (Wolfgang Gartner's Dry Dub) - Mika

Fuck & Smile (Original Mix) - Hy2RoGen & Fr3cky [thank you freshbeat!]

Toxic Is Dead (Drop The Lime Remix) - The Toxic Avenger

Russian Roulette (Chew Fu Black Russian Fix) - Rihanna [more Rihanna?]

The Pretender (Zeds Dead Ruckus Remix) - Foo Fighters (B)

Judas (Dem Slackers Remix) - Mom & Dad

Iron Man (Hostage's Iron Curtain Remix) - Gtronic

p.s. I have some ridiculous plans for the next few days (you know with New Years right around the corner), so I've been trying to space out posts... you know, for economical reasons. I can't wait! Don't think I'd forget about you guys are something silly.

Rub On Deez Dubz

2009-12-17T19:39:00.000-08:00

As the Dubstep undertaking pile drives the music industry from every angle of it's formidable ass, artists are forced to constantly exculpate an array of new sounds and measures to the genre in order to keep up with the ridiculous demand. With that being established, frankly, some of the quickly produced (and not looked over) sounds sound like acclaimed shit. It's not like Fidget, where every track produced or remixed is enjoyable at a degree. You really have to be picky and critical when cinching full 320's or you'll fall under the disastrous BH's (Bassline Headaches) that this loving category of music likes to offer.

Or you can just trust my imperial judgment.

Wobble Wobble:

Flashback (L.A. Boxers Remix) - Calvin Harris (B)

Sun To Me (Emalkay Remix) - Faithless

Hypercaine (Nero Dubstep Mix) - DJ Fresh (B)

Black Mags (The Widdler Remix) - The Cool Kids [tis a tad old.. ah well!]

Horse Step (Original Mix) - Doorly (B) [Dub-Electro? thanks nicenoiz!]

Night By Night (Skream Remix) - Chromeo

Wings Of The Morning (DZ Remix) - Capleton ft Method Man

A little less Treble?:

Place For Us (Monsieur Adi Remix) - Reni Lane (B)

Bulletproof (Tepr Remix) - La Roux

Shooting Stars (Cassian Remix) - Bag Raiders (B)

Dey Stay Slackin'

2009-12-13T15:17:00.000-08:00

I mean, OK, I've labeled them on a couple of my posts (and a mixtape) with the expectation that there could be no way in hell they could amount doper than their epically proportional (and previously posted) Fuck House Remix; deservingly enough, I have been poorly mistaken. It appears as though ever since their signing to Lee Mortimer's Wearhouse Label, they've owned an entire line of remixes streamed from the underground club. I not Edward Bassturd will do the lackadaisical honors of introducing them to Bassturd's Wurd.

And I'm supposed to be finishing an English project ^-^

Procrastination's a biatch:

Rockerman (Dem Slackers Remix) - Foamo

San Frandisco (Dem Slackers Remix) - Headshotboyz (B)

Snail Trail (Original Mix) - Dem Slackers (B)

You're the go-getter type, you say? I see:

We Love Animals - Crookers feat. Crookers ft Soulwax & Mixhell

Cool (Afrojack Remix) - Spencer & Hill (B) [GEWD LAWD!]

I Like Big Butts (Tom EQ's Cellulite Edit) - Sir Mix-A-Lot [thanks disturedbeats!]

No Security (Hot City Remix) - Crookers feat. Kelis [Jesus, how many remixes are there?]

That Drum's Still Beating

2009-12-10T18:50:00.000-08:00

I have been a major fan of the pixelated artist ever since hearing the formidable "Baltic Pine" EP, but I never thought his dexterity would reach such nonsensical heights. Boy 8-Bit (of Mad Decent) reinspires a seemingly supernatural track with enticing, mesmerizing vocals and lyrics along with probably one of the sickest, simplest bassline/bassdrops I've ever had the honor of hearing.

Mr. 8-Bit, if there was any doubt of your skill before, it has been shot down like the self-esteem of a rat's asshole upon trap penetration. Have no fear, you are the omega shit.

Such an almighty sound:

Drumming Song (Boy 8-Bit Remix) - Florence & The Machine (B)

So you're more a 64-Bit person? It's fine I gotchu:

Never Too Late (Don Diablo's Sellout Sessions Dub) - Don Diablo

Businessman (DZ Remix) - Crookers feat. Wiley & Thomas Jules

BarStar Shuffle (Kyle Watson's Crunk That Remix) - Titus 1 Ft MC Freeflow

Only a Fool (AC Slater Vocal Remix) - Adam Freeland (B)

Isn't That Powerful?

2009-12-09T17:05:00.000-08:00

Trust me, this track has deserved a proper remix (retouch, re-edit, re-interpretation...SOMETHING AND EVERYTHING) since the dawn of its 1989 12''-White Label-debut into the pre-mature house scene. With the exception that most of us have lived through a majority of two decades of fail (and I mean faaaaaaiiiiiiiiilllllllure) with regards to a "proper" remix, I'll present you one that is - without lack of a better term - Godly.

Ah. am. excited.:
House Of God (Electric Soulside Remix) - D.H.S. (B)

Maybe you're just too good for his grace:

Supply & Demand (D.I.M. Remix) - Fischerspooner

Get Away (Evo Remix) - DJ Generous (B)

Apocalypse Theme (12th Planet & Flinch Remix) - Dave Nada

Heh, you think I'm musically bias and will only post Electrcl prowess? Why, how judgmental of you!:

Games You Can Win - RJD2 feat. Kenna [Thank you BlindI!]

Song For No One - Miike Snow (B) [I LOVE THIS DAMN SONG.]

$50 or more.

The King and Me

2009-12-07T21:18:00.000-08:00

Along with the EP's and remixes I plan to release within the month - given that the permitting time off for Christmas break... really allows some time off - I'll squeeze and jam some more tracks into the everyday, unculturized youth that plagues my neighboring town, state, and hopefully country.

I'm gonna introduce you to a buddy of mine, L-Vis 1990 (real name: James Connoly <-- who cares?). He's a doper kinda guy, dropping cut-throat beat after, on top, in, and out of beat.

Welcome L-Vis to Bassturd's Wurd. I'm sure the additional fame will boost your producing qualities three fold!

Y, thaynk ya very muhch:

IC19 (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Buraka Som Sistema (B)

Hey! (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Diplo & Laidback Luke (B)

In for the Kill (L-Vis 1990 RIP Hyper Bass Remix) - La Roux [Yes, the style is a little quicker than usual; it's called Hyper Bass]

Maybe you just can't dig it:

Make Some Noise (Nadastrom Rework) - Bart B More vs Dj Kool [thank you el3ctronight!]

Ahhhh Yeaaaaa - DJ Skeet Skeet (B)

Play the Record Again - AC Slater (B)

Outta My Life (Touch Mix) - Deadmau5 & Billy Newton Davis [New Deadmau5!]

hoo ha

saTURDay (III) - Shoop!

2009-12-05T15:19:00.000-08:00

I mean I spent a majority of two weeks working through the ins and outs of stocked Ableton library, cramming midi after midi until my head cried; one can understand why I didn't feel like making a super cool label for my remix.

REMIX?

Yes, I have successfully recorded and completed my first remix, and let me acknowledge the hardship that it was. Oh, so what if I don't own any pricey equipment. I wasn't gonna let that deplete my desire for my own input into the world of remixes and re-edits. Hopefully, I did just that.

*pats self on back*

Basssss:

Space Jam (Bassturd's Facial Remix) - Quad City DJ's (B)

320 kbps remix of 90's classic = I do big things.

BANZAI!

2009-12-04T21:24:00.000-08:00

Ish Yo Bierthdai!

Origato.

I promised a good friend that I'd give him a big shout out (again). If you didn't know - by miraculous event - it's his birthday, and he wants you all to know. Once in a while, you might catch me doing one of these, but I usually have a planned route of exposing the (modern music) with an explicit theme and all; don'tcha worry.

Oh, hey, what do you know! I have one for today too. All Japanese artists. Hai!

*GONG*:

Fences (Neo Tokyo Remix) - Phoenix (B)

Forever (Steve Aoki Remix) - Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, & Eminem (B)

Here Come Da - A1 Bassline

Electro Sixteen (Shinichi Osawa Remix) - Benny Benassi Vs. Iggy Pop [bit of an oldie, but equally amazing!]

In For the Kill (Last Japan Scream Re-edit) - La Roux [...even if he's black]

Since Joseph the Builder might not like any of these, let's go with white people:

Paparazzi (Religion Remix) - Lady Gaga (B)

Domo.

If I Only Had the Time

2009-12-01T20:12:00.000-08:00

Oh, how I'd only like some time. I think going to the Wizard would actually fault me; ya see, I've dedicated myself yet again to the wonderful world of high school theatry, and our prized musical for 2010 is indeed the Wizard of Oz.

Don't be fooled by the overshadowing of a hefty schedule, I'll still be keeping the general coolment of the immediate youth in my list of top priorities; but please be mindful of the commiserate fact that I am in high school, I do have a lady, and I am volunteering my time to theatrically indulge myself in the robotic impersonation of the hallowed Tin Man.

*overwhelmed with applause*

Why thank you, thank you, thank you all!

*bows*

Oh, one more thing:

Raining Blood (FnDannyBoy Remix) - Slayer

Animal (Punks Jump Up Remix) - Miike Snow [<--a little old, but still a remix of one of my favorite EP's of all time!]

London Town (Doorly's Cockney Wideboy Remix) - Man Like Me (B)

3 Words (Steve Angello Bootleg) - Cheryl Cole (B)

No Security (Bart B More Remix) - Crookers feat. Kelis

She Turns Around (Hook N Sling Remix) - David Vendetta

Wait, you don't like anything Electrc? Damn, sucks for you dude. Good thing I'm the shit:

Material Girl - Drake feat. Colin Munroe

Is It Real Love - Ryan Leslie (B) [Thank you BlindI!]

*drops mic*

BO!

2009-11-29T18:59:00.000-08:00

I'm pretty sure certain this cyclopean Jamaican commando from the 80's needs absolutely no introduction whatsoever, but since most of you live under calcified stones, I'll grant myself the unadulterated exaltation of giving him - and by "him", I mean accredited producers, Diplo & Switch - a proper inception to the knowhow of the immediate youth ;D

"Guns Don't Kill People, Lazers Do" was released in June of this year and unleashed a wave of sweltering EP's that have been completely glorified by admiring artists. From Skream to R!M!E, from Crookers to Dada Life and right back to Diplo, artists from around the world have gathered to reproduce Major Lazer's (Diplo & Switch's) momentous original tracks with such unprecedented vehemence. I mean if Daft Punk didn't perfectly illustrate the impact of Electrcness in everyday's harmonious goodness, then Major Lazer shot in the in dome pieces of thousands.

If you're not with it by now, just go kill yourself.

I present to you Bassturd's favorite remixes (gathered over the course of the last 6 months):

Pon De Floor (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix) - Major Lazer

Pon De Floor (Mick Kastenholt Massive North Mix) - Major Lazer

Pon De Floor (Diplo's Rap Remix) - Major Lazer

Pon De Moobah (Angger Dimas & Afrojack Bootleg) - Major Lazer Vs. Silvio Ecomo

Hold the Line (Skream Remix) - Major Lazer [GOOD GAWD!]

Hold the Line (Edu K Remix) - Major Lazer

Jump Up (Leif Jones Remix) - Major Lazer

Keep It Goin' Louder (Tokima Tokio Remix) - Major Lazer feat. Nina Sky & Ricky Blaze

Couldn't find any remixes to Mary Jane ;[ My deepest apologies:

Mary Jane - Major Lazer

Blacks Sell a Different Type of Dub

2009-11-24T18:40:00.000-08:00

Is it their enticing vocals?
Is it their overpowering rhymes and delivery?
Is it their chocolate glazed, glowing skin tones?
Is it their massive, overgrown......... noses?
Aside the small burlesques, blacks have undoubtedly made their alluring, tremendous, and ingenious contributions to the music world and continue to dominate the charisma that gives them their symphonious prowess.
Today I shine them in a new light - a very Electrc light.

It's definitely the...... noses:

Lapdance (Bingo Players Bootleg) - N.E.R.D.

Pony (Boson Dubstep Remix) - Ginuwine [Thank you nicenoiz.pl!] (B)

What Happened? (Brabe Remix) - Abe Duque

Land of the Lupes - Bassnectar

The Pursuit of Happiness (Thrills & Tony Rocky Horror Remix) - Kid Cudi feat. MGMT & Ratatat

And then sometimes they can just be so raw:

Up In Here (Mightyfools Remix) - DMX (B)

Rockstar (Disco Villains Remix) - N.E.R.D. [Pharrell Again :]

The Next Episode (Jay Robinson Remix) - Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg [Added 11/24] (B)

Steppin' (Rusko Remix) - Kid Sister feat. Estelle

In Kid Sister's case, it's definitely DAT ASS her adorable dimples :D

Don't Mean to Overshadow the saTURDay,

2009-11-22T15:33:00.000-08:00

but

I just couldn't wait to share XD I'll go forthright and present a mean LA Riots Re-Dub of a mellow Tiesto melody. *gasp*

Seriously, enjoy yourself:

Escape Me (LA Riots Remix) - Tiesto (B)

Cement (No Device Remix) - Washington (Thank you Nicenoiz.pl!)

Keep It Goin' Louder (Diplo Remix) - Major Lazer feat. Nina Sky & Ricky Blaze

Youth Blood (Tony Senghore Vocal Remix) - Little Jinder

Sorry if these songs are a little outdated (maybe by within the last week and a half). I know, I'm soooo late, geez.

It's Still saTURDay, right? (II)

2009-11-21T20:43:00.000-08:00

Kids (and Yosef), it's saTURDday again,and you know what that means ;D Beats, treats, and titties galore! As you so very well know, I've put it in my best interest to update you on the best tracks of the week. I've noticed a pattern of pure bangers develop over this past week and a half, and it's progressing ever-so-stupidly/rapidly. Oh, joy! Please, let me point out the Fidget and Dubstep movement as it bombards the underground with bombshell track after track. These tracks are huge club bangers, ready and set to instantly transset emotion to baby-making dances.

Man, did I ever tell you how much I enjoy the occasional banger?

Good, cause these all qualify.

Clean It (Original Mix) - Mightyfools

D-Generation (Waveboy Remix) - Mondotek (Thanks Roberto!)

Let's Make Nasty (Afrojack Remix) - Larry Tee Feat. Roxy Cottontail (B)

Epic Flow (Chris James Remix) - Suriv

Dansa med vapen (Dada Life Remix) - Maskinen (B)

This Is Massive (Cyberpunkers Remix) - Chewy Chocolate Cookies (B)

And in case you just wanna chillllll:

Youth Blood (12th Planet & Flinch) -Little Jinder (B)

Shame On Me (Viking Remix) - Amanda Blank

Seven (Labyrinth Jackal Remix) - Chew Lips (B)

Raise Jill Hi Hi Hi!

2009-11-18T19:26:00.000-08:00

This is a huge melodious treasure supplied by the stunningly attractive, Kid Sister. Oh, so what if it's a month old. If Soulja Boy's career could have lasted longer than that, so can Kid Sister massive beat.

Right Hand Hi - Kid Sister

Did I mention these dudes just happened to hop on her symphonic jock?:

Right Hand Hi (Johnny Roxx Remix) - Kid Sister

Right Hand Hi (Kill the Noise Remix) - Kid Sister (B)

Right Hand Hi (Micro Genius Remix) - Kid Sister

Right Hand Hi (Caspa Remix) - Kid Sister (B)

Right Hand Hi (Kim Fai Remix) - Kid Sister

Shit, I don't blame them.

Is It Valentine's Day Yet?

2009-11-17T15:19:00.000-08:00

Yes, I know what you're thinking. On top of the college drama, Pre-Calc homework, and that dire girl of mine, I manage to break through the barriers of the American mainstream and bring you some of the finest tunes this generation of musical endeavors has to offer. And so, with the amatory mood I've been in these last couple days, I figure it's time to spread some more electrc love.

Isn't he lovely?:

Lovefool (Barletta Edit) - The Cardigans

Love Long Distance (Fake Blood Remix) - The Gossip (B)

Love Is the Boss (Benny Bennassi Radio Edit) - Stefano Gamma

And yes, I hate Twilight and its musical inclined inhabitants, but this track is fire
Eyes On Fire (Zeds Dead Remix) - Blue Foundation (B)

Love,
Bassturd

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND DO THE DADA.

2009-11-16T18:14:00.000-08:00

I'll start with by asseverating my consummate adulation for ANYTHING Dada. God, they are so dope. They've brought countless styles and original approaches to the proverbial table of all things Electrc and good. They continue to barrage the music industry with beat after beat after fly fucking beat, and I commend the shit outta them for it.

I mean after "The Great Fashionista Swindle", you'd think a group would just sink under they're own track, and produce subsequent tunes that just couldn't possibly be better than the first; but they have done more than that. Between their Guerilla Farts, legion of ridiculous remixes, and voluminous amounts of orgasmic Original Mixes, I'd decree that it's safe to convict Dada Life as being one of the greatest groups to ever hit the synthesizer.

God fucking bless, Dada Life. I present to you their November Mix:

November (Let's Get Bleeped) 2009 Mix - Dada Life

Drop the Mic (It's SaTURDay)

2009-11-14T11:23:00.000-08:00

With the indoctrination of kiddie Baha Men re-edits, I figure it's time for producing on a more serious level.
I present to you the very first, saTURDay (Copyright of Bassturd i.e. if you steal it, I'll kill you.). I plan to save my most aristocratic compositions for the weekend, figuring that most of you are busy throughout the painful week. I know it's hard to keep your cool throughout those merciless 5 days, but I'm here to provide electrical goodness to sustain that craved vibe.

Let me take you to a special place:

Set Me Free (Harvard Bass Remix) - Drop the Lime (B)

Saga - Basement Jaxx feat. Santigold

California (Soundpusher Remix) - Hirshee

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Mustard Pimp Remix) - Will Smith (B)

All Night Long (Mightyfools Remix) - Lionel Richie (B)

Let's Get Bleeped Tonight (Moguai Remix) - Dada Life

Bonus Track
[Remember that kiddie Remix I was talking about before?]

Who Let The Dogs Out (Nicola Fasano & Steve Forest Mix) - The Nycer feat. Otneall Prise

Got the Suds?

2009-11-12T18:15:00.000-08:00

It's OK, I've never heard of them ever..

But nevertheless, they're tracks are nothing to be frakked with! This American Duo throws a nice amalgam of Electro and Breakbeat sessions with a hint of House.

Today, I supply to you probably one of the greatest tracks in their congenial and sonorous volume of purely adroit beats. To save me the time and energy, all of these tracks have been granted the (B) - Bassturd Seal of Approval.

Meeeeeaaaaaaann tunes (seriously, they come with a grunt and all):

Fuck House (Original Mix) - Soda 'N' Suds
Fuck House (Dem Slackers Remix) - Soda 'N' Suds [GOOOOD GAWD WHAT A TUNE!!!]
Fuck House (Kill Frenzy Remix) - Soda 'N' Suds

Dear Soda 'N' Suds,
If by any point by miraculous discovery, you happen to stumble upon this, please ask and I will remove links. Personally, I think the attention would help. Your tracks are ridiculous; the public should be informed.

Johnny Cash (alive in 2010)

2009-11-11T17:09:00.000-08:00

I formally introduce myself to blogger/blogspot.
"Welcome Edward Bassturd!"
Why thank you, gentleman.

It's been a year or two since I've heard a decent Laurent Wolf track.
Too long.
He has recently taken a sample of Johnny Cash's "Walk the Line" and outdid the fuck out of himself. I think there's a video for it out there somewhere?

I present to you:

Walk the Line - Laurent Wolf (B)

(In case you didn't catch it on tumblr) [Indoctrination to Blogggeeerrrrr ;D)

2009-11-11T16:25:00.001-08:00

I’ve come to accredit that Tumblr might not be the place for me to expand my effectuate career. There’s a new project in the making, in terms for Bassturd, and it might not have much to depend on a “reblog/like” bombardment for me to get my shit heard.

With that being said, let us continue on the harmonic journey to rhythmic serenity.

It’s been pretty evident over the last few weeks, more than ever, that Dubstep has thrown it’s LFO influences in pretty much every style of Electro/House. Dub is the future of absolute tuneage, and bigger beats are being supplied daily. The style is a clear sign of the branches of styles of tunes we’ll be hearing in the near future.

And so, to atone for the Tumblr absence, I will not plead for an over excessive amount of reblogs to compensate for the Tumblarity fall. I will not succumb to the whims of the everyday Tumblelog and post grotesque pictures of thyself. I will not falter under the demeaning impressions of the Pedobear. I will not dropthe aphoristic ball.

I will, however, drop these fly beats.

[mediafire/zippyshare]

No Security - Crookers ft. Kelis

Move Higher (Original Mix) - Sub Focus (B)

I Feel Cream (Proxy Remix) - Peaches

Amsterdam (Dem Slackers Remix) - Mightyfools ft. Guerrilla Speaker (B)

Image (Image (Boom Boom Sonnox Version) - Federico Franchi feat. Becci

~~Don’t expect any posts anytime soon. I’m trying to get into college.~~ Talk to you later ;D

(In case you didn't catch it on tumblr)

2009-11-11T16:24:00.000-08:00

With the recent indoctrination of a certain one man band (Owl City) into the radio limelight, I’ve further indulged in my reason for hating everything mainstream. I mean fuck, Fireflies isn’t even his best track.

Whatevuh.

With the the rehearsals and all, I haven’t really had the time to refresh myself on new shit. I mean, for the most part, I’ve spent my time picking and hacking at recent mixes (Bass Weazal, Stupid Fresh, etc.). So as mentioned before, I’m stranded for the weekend; subsequently, I have serious beats for you.

ssssseeeeerrrrrrriiiiiiiioooousssssss [mediafire/zippyshare]:

Do the Dog - Stupid Fresh (B)

Wardance (Hi-jack Remix) - Foamo

Youth Speed Trouble Cigarettes (Reset! ‘Trouble’ Remix) (B)

Die (The Bulgarian Death by Remix) - Trash Yourself & The Toxic Avenger

It’s OK, you can suck my beef later.

(In case you didn't catch it on tumblr)

2009-11-11T16:02:00.000-08:00

Honestly, I’ve never been her biggest fan. Truthfully, I find her degrading social doctrines to be abhorrent, obnoxious, and plainly fucking foul. I don’t understand how some incoherent blonde concubine fuck could attract so much international attention. She, like plenty other female “artists”, can attributed for the inference to the reason why the vast population of people don’t take a majority of women seriously.

“Living in sin is the new thing.”

^What kind of moronic, ignorant, obtuse shit is that?! Our idols consist of mindless, talentless dunderfucks like this? Cool, America. Cool.

Thank you for giving this semi-attractive oaf an opportunity past a stripper at the local gentleman’s club. You really make a name for yourself.

As most of you can suspect by this ceaseless rant, I don’t like her.

BUT THIS TRACK GOES TOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAARD:

3 (Wolfgang Gartner Extended Mix) - Britney Spears (B)